Thursday, May 24, 2007

Et tu Brute?

I try to keep this blog devoid of blatant politics, but every once in a while you gotta give props when props are due. So Keith, Mr. Olbermann, it is with my heartfelt gratitude to you that I shall break with my convention and laud your diligence in speaking truth to power.

Who among us will stop this war—this War of Lies?
To he or she, fall the figurative keys to the nation.
To all the others—presidents and majority leaders and candidates and rank-and-file Congressmen and Senators of either party—there is only blame… for this shameful, and bi-partisan, betrayal.


Excerpted from Mr. Keith Olbermann's "Special Comment" on the subject of Iraq War Funding

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

My First Rule Is No Rules!

Who is the highway partrol to tell me what is and is not a lane!

-Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Motivate

He who has a strong enough why can bear almost any how.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Sunday, May 13, 2007

May God Guide You in Your Quest

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

-The Office

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Easy as Sunday Morning

It'd be so easy. Two hour drive, $50 worth of white horse pills, and a six pack of pudding snacks. Throw in some alcohol and a cellophane bag for insurance. Sounds easy enough, but some of us know better.

Pre-emptive Strike

Well, duh! How did you expect to feel?

Friday, May 04, 2007

It's a Shame the Question Has to Be Asked

Perilously teetering on the precipice of insanity has its advantages.