Heed Our Better Angels

-What does a yellow light mean?

-Slow down.

-What.....does.....a. ....yellow.....light..... mean?

-Slow down!

-WWWhatttt......dddoe ssss....aaa....yyyellloww w...lllighttt...mmmeannn?

-Taxi

Because A Deaf God Ignores Our Pleas

Ok... Now What?

I'm Sure There's a Perfectly Innocuous Reason...

Last Night a DJ Saved My Life

KITT: It is widely documented that verbally expressing the root of an emotion can help provide peace of mind. Is that research mistaken?

Sarah: No, it's not.


KITT: That seemed quite irrational.

Mike: You clearly don't know much about women.

-Knight Rider

Bitter, Party of One...?

Exorcising Demons

There comes a time in any boy's life, when he must summon the will to face his greatest fear. Only then can he untether himself from the clutches of anxiety and become a man.

Chchchchanges

People don't change. For example, I'm going to keep repeating "People don't change."

-House

The Sleep of the Just

It might be time to start questioning my sanity when I start quoting Colbert reciting "scripture."

The Hand of God

George: Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have no hand...

George: How do I get the hand?

Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.

-Seinfeld