Blindsided

I'm yet again baffled by melancholy's inevitable and unanticipated return.

Youthful Folly, Jubilance, And High Jinks

-Self-pity isn't like you.

-No, well branching out from self-loathing to self destruction.

-House

Everybody Has Their Breaking Point

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.

-Christian Nestell Bovee

Apologies

It's like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong. And if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.

-The Office

Hope Is For Sissies

-We're all on planes. Life is dangerous and complicated and it's a long way down.

-So you're afraid of change?

-No, you're afraid to change. You'd rather imagine that you can escape instead of actually try, because if you fail, then you got nothing. Then you'll give up the chance of something real so that you can hold on to hope. The thing is, hope is for sissies.

-House

Let's All Chant

You can change lanes to get away from Hindus and Buddhists. Because frankly, I don’t want to drive behind someone who believes in reincarnation or is trying to achieve nothingness.

-The Colbert Report