Cupid's Sparrow

-She could be your soul mate.

-Oh, not likely. Three billion women on the planet, most of them live in Asia so the numbers just don't add up.

-The Office

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

-I'm not suggesting that like our patient you’re hiding a dark sarcastic core beneath a candy shell of compulsive niceness.

-I'm not always nice. I'm not nice to YOU.

-Because you know nice bores me. Hence, still nice. No, I'm suggesting that you have no core. You're what whoever you’re with needs you to be. OK, I guess that could be insulting. The interesting question is why? Why do you think the world will end in chaos and destruction if you're not there to save it?

-House

Look at the Stars, Look How They Shine for You

No beam sheds so bright a light on my negativity as that which accompanies my realization of just how eternally dismissive I can be.