Here's Your Sign

OK after countless pages detailing how "he's not that into you," how about:

Top Ten Signs That He "Totally" Is Into You

10. He's not gay.
9. Doesn't have a girlfriend.
8. Talks to you more than 30 hours a week.
7. Sees you even more often than that.
6. Never misses an opportunity to tell you how cute you are.
5. Is a "good listener."
4. Doesn't talk to the "fresh meat" at the party.
3. Is enthusiastic about going shopping with you.
2. Makes you a suggestive mix cd.

And the number one sign that he's totally into you...

1. He tells you.

You Can't Handle the Truth!

There are no secrets in life, only hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.

-Dexter

Simply Irresistible

I have this genius of a friend who occasionally sums up my entire existence in one pithy phrase. Here's one I will take to my grave:

"You never could resist a girl in distress."

Decision Tree

Days to decide OR days to decipher?

This Message Will Self-distruct In...

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Not Quite Impressive Enough...

I don't wanna wait in vain for your love;
I don't wanna wait in vain for your love.

From the very first time I rest my eyes on you, girl,
My heart says follow t'rough.
But I know, now, that I'm way down on your line,
But the waitin' feel is fine:
So don't treat me like a puppet on a string,
'Cause I know I have to do my thing.
Don't talk to me as if you think I'm dumb;
I wanna know when you're gonna come - soon.

I don't wanna wait in vain for your love;
I don't wanna wait in vain for your love;
I don't wanna wait in vain for your love,

'Cause if summer is here,
I'm still waiting there;
Winter is here,
And I'm still waiting there.

Like I said:
It's been three years since I'm knockin' on your door,
And I still can knock some more:
Ooh girl, ooh girl, is it feasible?
I wanna know now, for I to knock some more.
Ya see, in life I know there's lots of grief,
But your love is my relief:
Tears in my eyes burn - tears in my eyes burn
While I'm waiting - while I'm waiting for my turn,
See!

I don't wanna wait in vain for your love…
It's me love that you're running from.

- Bob Marley

We're Movin' On Up

24

Would it surprise you to learn I had thought about you today?

Novelty

The direct approach, who'd've thunk it?

Missed It By That Much!

What is it you wish I would say to you?

-Carl Rogers

World In My Eyes

Let me take you on a trip
Around the world and back
And you won't have to move
You just sit still

Now let your mind do the walking
And let my body do the talking
Let me show you the world in my eyes

I'll take you to the highest mountain
To the depths of the deepest sea
We won't need a map, believe me

Now let my body do the moving
And let my hands do the soothing
Let me show you the world in my eyes

That's all there is
Nothing more than you can feel now
That's all there is

Let me put you on a ship
On a long, long trip
Your lips close to my lips
All the islands in the ocean
All the heaven's in the motion
Let me show you the world in my eyes

That's all there is
Nothing more than you can touch now
That's all there is

Let me show you the world in my eyes

-Depeche Mode (Martin L. Gore)

Maybe I Should Take Out An Ad

I Was TOLD This Is A Roast!

If Only

If I had a heart, it would be breaking right now.

-Dexter

I Have "This Friend"... um and...