Here's Your Sign

OK after countless pages detailing how "he's not that into you," how about:

Top Ten Signs That He "Totally" Is Into You

10. He's not gay.
9. Doesn't have a girlfriend.
8. Talks to you more than 30 hours a week.
7. Sees you even more often than that.
6. Never misses an opportunity to tell you how cute you are.
5. Is a "good listener."
4. Doesn't talk to the "fresh meat" at the party.
3. Is enthusiastic about going shopping with you.
2. Makes you a suggestive mix cd.

And the number one sign that he's totally into you...

1. He tells you.