Tango

It most certainly does take two to tango, and I for one am sick of dancing.

Change Blindness

Tell me a lie, anything you like.

I hate you.

-Lie To Me

Trivial Pursuit

I have an almost insatiable thirst for all manner of knowledge, trivial or otherwise. But this ambitious pursuit does not stem from some divine quest in search of transcendent enrichment. Rather, my behavior is solely motivated by self preservation. The more I know, the more I can prepare. The better prepared I am, the lower the chance I'll fall flat and suffer an ego blow. And honestly as far as blows go, that's the worst.