Who Is Your Worm Guy?

I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so actually Jim is my enemy. But...

-The Office

Wisely Choose Your Path

I'm gonna choose not to misinterpret that.

-Dexter

Haunted

One need not be a chamber to be haunted, one need not to be a house. The brain has corridors surpassing material place.

-Emily Dickinson

Cheerful Desolation

'Is that all you've got old man?' as you shake your fist at God.

-Stephen Colbert

Isolation Fosters Depression

Lately the closest to happiness I get is when I'm coughing so hard that I lose a few breaths. My dissociative oxygen deprived brain welcomes the soothing touch of pins and needles. And as I come closer to losing consciousness I feel eerily free. Free from the burdens of civil society. From the desperate clutches of comity and free from the reflexive song and dance. Such freedom in my life is rare indeed.

For far too fleeting a moment, my life hangs in the balance, between reality and fantasy, misery and bliss. Just for a second or two, but who really knows. Hypoxia does tend to hinder one's perception of time.