A Confusing Bouquet of Emotions

When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.

-Criminal Minds

Seething Mass of Loathing

WTF is wrong with me?

Bright Sunshiny Day

Beautiful morning isn't it? Shame you have to work, huh?...Yeah... anyway, I'd like a large sausage and pepperoni.

-Modern Family

Curse

-Sometimes you have an awful way of being right.

-It's the curse of having a distrustful nature.

-Law & Order