Wicked!

Now, I may not be perfect, sir, but my soul is not wicked!

-NYPD Blue

The Roof, the Roof, the Roof Is on Fire!

You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, the curtains are gone and the water's boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? ...None of them! The building's on fire!

-House

What's the Alternative?

Cute Depreciates Quickly

An Occasion I Do not Wish to Celebrate

I Miss My Muse

Everything sucks, might as well find something to smile about.

-House

Gereyt Success!

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

-Attributed to Thomas Edison by Many