I learned a while back, that if I don't text 911 people will not return my calls. Uhhm, but now people always return my calls because, they think that something horrible, has happened.
I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.
That seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean.
Oh I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.
Please hug and kiss me no matter how hard I struggle. I am too shy to tell you that I love you.
Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash that would be amazing.
-The Office
