The list of people Obama’s considering reads like the lineup at a lesbian lentil-muffin co-op open-mike poetry-slam.
Take US Court of Appeals Judge Diane P. Wood. According to Wikipedia, she plays both the oboe AND the English horn. Make up your mind, madam! Supreme Court justices need to be decisive, like Justice Scalia. He only plays one instrument, the Clarence Thomas.
-The Colbert Report
