Cruelty is the Mother of Invention

You seem like a good guy you're sweet, weird in an interesting way. I like looking at you. What's wrong with you?

-Rubicon

Hypervigilance Has It's Fleeting Benefits

-My kids don't live with me.

-Since when?

-Since talking about it won't make my brain hurt.

-Rubicon

Time To Tear Down My Very Own Monkey House

When you live in the monkey house, you don't realize it stinks.

-Tim Gunn on The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart

Finding Your Way Out Is Half The Fun

This is not what I'd consider "a good week."

I Left My Heart In San Francisco

A Lovely Visit