Thursday, September 27, 2007

It Wasn't the Outcome We Had Hoped for

And as a man, you don't really gotta talk. You gotta just act like you're talking.

“Get out of here. Go on! I don't believe it...

“You don't say! Really? Get out of here...

“Go on. I don't believe it. You don't say? Get out of here...

“I told you that bitch crazy!”

You gotta throw in, “I told you that bitch crazy”, you know why? 'Cause every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.

Women, y'all exaggerate everything. You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like:
“She's trying to destroy me!''

What the fuck are you talking about? You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?

-Chris Rock

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