Monday, June 04, 2012

That Was Quick

-I don't understand things were going so great. What happened? Something must've happened!

-It's not you, it's me!

-You're giving ME the "it's not you, it's me routine?" I invented the "it's not you, it's me!" Nobody tells me it's them not me. If it's anybody then it's me!

-All right, George, it's you!

-You're damn right it's me!

-Look I was just trying to...

-I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me!

-I'm sure you do it very well.

-Ha ha, yes well. Unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.

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